if you ever see me walking around campus with a coffee mug there is a 98% chance that there is definitely not coffee in it
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
id like to thank my skeleton, who is always there
is this a front bottoms song
Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school.
"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
"How is ''female queerness constantly undermined and invalidated by men''"
”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”